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Dost: Yaar Tum “Express-News” Q Nahi Dekhty??
Pathan: Hum Ko Us Aunty Se Dar Lagta Hai,
Jo Kehti Hai; Hum Wo Dikhaty Hen, Jo Log Chhupaty Hen..
Sardar Aur Pathan K Beech Me Fight Ho Rahi Thi..
Sardar: Saale Me Tere Kapde Phaad K Tujhe Nanga Ker Dunga.
Pathan: Dekho Yara, Serious Ladai Me
Romantic Baat Mat Kero Warna ,… Hamara Mood Ban Jayega
Ak 1 Sheikh K Ghar Pathan Gaya..
Sheikh Pathan se: Bhai Takalluf Na Karen, Bataen Chai Chaly Gi Ya Thanda. ?
Pathan: Is Me Takalluf Ki Kiya Baat Hai,
Chai Banne Tak Thanda Le Aaen
Pathan: “Shirt ke liye kapra dikhao.”
dukandar: “Plane ma dikhaun sir!!!
Pathan: “Nahi, helicopter ma dikhao. Khabees ka bacha, jahan pathan dekha wahan mazaaq shuru.”
Pathan ka 3 bachey huwe.
Naam rakha…hasrat khan, harkat khan, barkat khan
Phir 3 or bache huwe
Naam rakha…..dareya khan, samundar khan, selab khan
Phir 3 or bache huwe
Naam rakha……himmat khan, hosla khan, bardasht khan
Phir 3 or huwe is baar biwi ne naam rakha
bas kar khan, hosh kar khan, reham kar khan
Ek Admi Bike Per Ja Raha Tha..
Us Ny Rasty Me Khary Ek Pathan Se Pucha: “Khan Sahab Aapko Lift Chahiye Kiya.?”
Pathan: O Nai Yara,
Hum To Ground Floor Per Rehta Hai
Ek punjabi ne peshawar ma kalashankof ka soda kiya.
Khan: “Yahen per leni ha to 40,000 or agar ghar pohnchwani ha to 1,00,000.
Punjabi: “Ye lo ek lakh or lahore pohncha do.
Khan: “Thek ha ghar pohanch kar phone karna.
Punjabi ghar pohanch kar: “Han khan sahin! Main ghar pohanch gya hu.”
Khan: “Thek ha kalashankof tumhara gari ke neeche bandha hua ha.”
Pathan: Agar mere hath ma hakoomat ho main mulk ki taqdeer badal doon…
Biwi: Pehle tum apni shalwar to badal lo, subah se meri pehan ke ghoom rahe ho
Jokes In English
Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
An eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. When they arrive, his friend asks, puzzled – “So where’s your igloo?”
– The friend replies “Oh no, I must’ve left the iron on…”