Funny Status & Messages SMS

We love fun and by fun, we want others happy. So set your funny status in Hindi, English Or In the Urdu language for your WhatsApp profile and make your friends happy by these Funny statuses. There are several very interesting Whatsapp statuses are available to you according to your mood and according to your nature. So start searching and get the favorite one for your WhatsApp status or for an SMS.

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Funny WhatsApp Status In English & Urdu

1-Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror 

2-I would lose weight, but I hate losing.

3-I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!

4-I wish I could mute people in real life.

5-I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

6-Dear problems… Please give me a discount… I am a regular customer.

7-Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

8-Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.

9-Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

10-You can never buy love, but still, you have to pay for it.

11-I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!

12-I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.

13-I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.

14-If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

15-I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

16-Math: Mental Abuse To Humans

17-Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.

18-I’m Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.

19-Lazy Rule: Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.

20-Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.

21-Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.

22-Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.

23-Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.

24-With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill.

Funny SMS In Urdu 2020

Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.

Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…

Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?

Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …

Mummy: Beta Mehmano Ko Ja Ker Khany Ka Pucho..

Pappu: Uncle Aap Khana Kha Ker Aaye Hen Ya
Wapas GHar Ja Ker Khaen Gy….

Olympics Me Medal Jeetny Wali Tamam Khatoon Khiladiyon K Coach Mard Hen..

Jis Se Sabit Hota Hai K Jo Aurat
Mard Ki Baat Sunti, Manti Aur Us Per Amal Kerti Hai Wohi Kamyab Hoti Hai.

Lo G Sajno Ty Belio

Mitro Te Sahelio

Bakryo Te Lelio

Masroof Te Vehlio

Sadi Ty Akh Khul Gayi A

Assalam-o-Alaikum

Wo Jo apny pyar Ki Yaad Mein..

Jaagty Hein Tanha Raaton Ko..

Sirf Wohi Bata Sakty Hein K..

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